It’s a lamp! No, it won’t answer to the adorable pet name you give it or have witty replies to your inane requests (don’t worry Alexa, you have job security), but it will fill your room with functional light and deliver it via a thoughtfully proportioned powder-coated steel design. Sure, it might be just a marvelous source of illumination, but maybe, just maybe it could be a friend, too. Floor Lamp also available.